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MDF
Mini Dildo Forking, the act of sticking a mini dildo onto a fork then placing them in a formation on someones lawn. When the wind blows the dildos sway in the wind. Penises in the wind.
oh shit there are swaying penises in my lawn. looks like i got MDFed.
by MDF master January 18, 2011