when you pass out in the bathroom of a mcdonald's bathroom, and the manager finds you on the floor shivering.
1. hello, sir. i am the manager at mcdonald's. you are dehydrated and are laying out cold on my bathroom floor.
2. hey, that's my dad. he passed out because he won't drink his ensure.
3. hey, you clowns. you're talking about me. i will not drink ensure because i hate fat people, and i don't want to get fat again!!!
4. if you're ill, please go to mcdonald's to get youself a top of the line mcdonald manager diagnosis.
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