1 definition by MC Spartan-117
A bruce boner is an erection with such colossal force and magnitude that, like Bruce Banner when he becomes the Incredible Hulk, it rips straight through the owner's pants.
Zeus: Hey, why is there a huge whole in your pants?
Ares: I saw Aphrodite last night and popped a huge bruce boner.
Ares: I saw Aphrodite last night and popped a huge bruce boner.
by MC Spartan-117 July 7, 2008