A doob noob is someone who is a noob
at smoking doobies
. Doob noobs inevetably end up juicing
up your spliff
with their big lips making it unpleasant to smoke, or if you roll filter-less doobs pinch off airflow completely making the doob
impossible to smoke without modification
Who's the doob noob who juiced the spliff.
Filter-less doobs are not for noobs.