1 definition by Luke from the 602
A guy who only shops at No Fear and drives a lifted truck that has never seen dirt, snow, rocks, or mud. They often have long black socks and dickie shorts. They almost always have a flat billed hat on sideways. They love Metal Mulisha but have never sat on a dirtbike ever! Bros like to get drunk and stoned then cause trouble ussually a misdomener. The female bro is a bro hoe. They have blonde hair with black underneath and wear tall flip flops and are posers and white trash. the "BRO" loves the southern Cali area like 951 and other gay Cali whatnot. Bros are people who want to be like Metal Mulisha exept never touch dirtbikes. They are just in it for the fashion and dont want to be called a "wigger" it's really pitiful actually. If you are like me and shop at No Fear because you like the dirtbike and metal mulisha clothes and ACTUALLY ride dietbikes and other Extreame sports other than just sateboarding then you are not bro. Remember most bros are posers who just like the fashion at No Fear and act like dumb White trash guys, and have no job and live off their mommy or daddy. and talk shit and cant back it up.
James:did you see those dumbass bros at no fear today!!
Luke: hell yeah they bought some stickers and gay SRH shirts
James: Hell yeah dude it was so funny when you went in and bought some Tie downs with your cast on from your dirtbike racing crash... and then told the cashier what happend while those posers just gave us dirty looks!
Luke: yeah, then I said how much I hate posers who shop at No Fear then those "bro" pussys got mad and threw a crooked punch. Then I elbowed him with my cast in the face!!
James: his nose was broken so bad! Then his friends teamed up on us 4 to 2 and we kicked the shit out of them
Luke: Then we got kicked out of that mall. Its too bad we got banned for life!
Luke: hell yeah they bought some stickers and gay SRH shirts
James: Hell yeah dude it was so funny when you went in and bought some Tie downs with your cast on from your dirtbike racing crash... and then told the cashier what happend while those posers just gave us dirty looks!
Luke: yeah, then I said how much I hate posers who shop at No Fear then those "bro" pussys got mad and threw a crooked punch. Then I elbowed him with my cast in the face!!
James: his nose was broken so bad! Then his friends teamed up on us 4 to 2 and we kicked the shit out of them
Luke: Then we got kicked out of that mall. Its too bad we got banned for life!
by Luke from the 602 January 1, 2009