Luke Weigel's definitions

hopium

n. Originating in South America, this originates from one who is a relatively new instructor, and is always extremely stressed out. On some occasions, they have homicidal thoughts about other teacher's sons.

You hopium!

by Luke Weigel May 20, 2004

mitogenous

Making unfounded suppositions. Also, mitongenously.

That sporadic hanging was surely mitogenous, and might have cost you the election.

by Luke Weigel May 20, 2004