that has become so consumed with the NARP lifestyle that he cannot live life any other way; a NARP that has gone completely to the Dark Side
Narp Vader is also in complete denial of his current dwelling within the realm of the Dark Side.
Narp Vader is generally against any form of fun, even when it is none of his goddamn business.
Whereas Darth Vader
wears a dark mask and cape, Narp Vader is capable of blending into most crowds, making him a far more dangerous threat.
Eric: So Vader, I heard you're doing training this year.
Narp Vader: Yeah they totally made me. I had no choice.
Eric: Really? So did you apply to do anything else?
Narp Vader: ..... *Makes Darth Vader noise*.....