1 definition by LuckyLesbian

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A verb with exactly the same meaning as to finger (place ones fingers inside ones own or someone else’s vagina for sexual pleasure), but ho hum sounds much nicer.

Ho hum can be used in all of the tenses:
Past - I ho hummed
Present - I am ho humming
Future - I will ho hum
Sally ho hums
Sally ho hummed Jane
Sally wants to be hummed by Wendy
by LuckyLesbian July 28, 2009

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