First Sargent's Time
: (V.) Army. Milspeak for a unit of time
, dependent upon
the judgement, wisdom, capriciousness or stupidity
of the Company First Sargent.
As a unit of measurment, First Sargent's Time
is infinately more accurate
than the US Atomic Clock
because the US Atomic Clock
can be off a second in 10 million years, whereas
FIRST SARGENT's TIME
IS NEVER OFF AND NEVER WRONG, despite all logic and evidence to the contrary.