Lucas_JWF's definitions

retarding

Doing dumb things on purpose by a stupid person.

Quit retarding with the bottle caps and pass me a damn beer!

by Lucas_JWF January 29, 2009

Barneyphobia

Fear of Barney the purple dinosaur.

This one time Barney was walking up to a kid to tell him "I love you" and he was running away screaming from him like he has Barneyphobia. It make sense since people are aware of a big fat purple dinosaur of a pedophile.

by Lucas_JWF February 16, 2009

Bloody Driver

A tangy mix of tomato juice, orange juice, lime juice, soda, and water.

Barkeep: "What'll it be today?"
Customer: "I'll have a Bloody Driver. Blend it well with some ice."

by Lucas_JWF January 11, 2009

HiltOWNED

When Paris Hilton gets to go to jail and whines and cries like a brat.

Did you hear the news about Paris Hilton going to jail? She just got HiltOWNED!

by Lucas_JWF January 5, 2009