Lucas_JWF's definitions

retarding

Doing dumb things on purpose by a stupid person.

Quit retarding with the bottle caps and pass me a damn beer!

by Lucas_JWF January 29, 2009

Inflatophobia

The fear of inflation like inflatable love dolls, Thanksgiving parade balloons, and blow up latex suits.

I discover that my girlfriend got inflatophobia after I was going to buy a balloon for her when she heard the sound of helium, she was so scared she grab my arm tight, screaming and crying "My body's blowing up! Please don't let go of me!!".

by Lucas_JWF February 4, 2009

Redcoffee

A nice hot cup of coffee with disgusting period blood instead of creamer.

Never say yes to a gross woman offering you redcoffee. It's like eating out a virgin covered in her own period covered in coffee.

by Lucas_JWF January 2, 2009

HiltOWNED

When Paris Hilton gets to go to jail and whines and cries like a brat.

Did you hear the news about Paris Hilton going to jail? She just got HiltOWNED!

by Lucas_JWF January 5, 2009