Lucas_JWF's definitions

Fire in the Sky

A sweet concoction of soda, orange juice, and just a touch of grenadine.

Barkeep: "What'll be?"
Customer: "A Fire in the Sky. Stirred, and add ice."

by Lucas_JWF January 11, 2009

fart wind

A dirty wind of farts. Lighting a match at it may cause serious fire disasters.

If there is ever a fart wind coming from somewhere gassy like a manure factory or Wario, DO NOT LIGHT A MATCH!

by Lucas_JWF January 11, 2009

Happy Bad Luck Day

A day where everybody gets bad luck. Only happens every Friday 13.

It's Friday 13 and you know what that means? It's bad luck! Happy Bad Luck Day!

by Lucas_JWF February 13, 2009

fart lusting

Someone who farts too loud and too much while finds it very sexy.

I have to light out some matches because I can smell your ass from across the room. Now quit your fart lusting or else i'll have to shove a cork up your butt!

by Lucas_JWF January 15, 2009