Lucas_JWF's definitions
I have to light out some matches because I can smell your ass from across the room. Now quit your fart lusting or else i'll have to shove a cork up your butt!
by Lucas_JWF January 15, 2009
Get the fart lustingmug. A Cold Cup of Jones is a cold beverage in a coffee cup. It's milk with a few scoops of coffee ice cream blend together, topped with whip cream with blue sprinkles on top.
It's a hot day today. Whenever I feel hot, tired and thirsty, I make myself a nice Cold Cup of Jones.
by Lucas_JWF January 2, 2009
Get the Cold Cup of Jonesmug. The fear of inflation like inflatable love dolls, Thanksgiving parade balloons, and blow up latex suits.
I discover that my girlfriend got inflatophobia after I was going to buy a balloon for her when she heard the sound of helium, she was so scared she grab my arm tight, screaming and crying "My body's blowing up! Please don't let go of me!!".
by Lucas_JWF February 4, 2009
Get the Inflatophobiamug. Never say yes to a gross woman offering you redcoffee. It's like eating out a virgin covered in her own period covered in coffee.
by Lucas_JWF January 2, 2009
Get the Redcoffeemug.