25 definitions by Lucas_JWF

Frrt

A really funny fart noise that sounds like a trumpet.

*frrt*
LOL! Dude that sounded like a trumpet!

by Lucas_JWF July 25, 2008

fart lusting

Someone who farts too loud and too much while finds it very sexy.

I have to light out some matches because I can smell your ass from across the room. Now quit your fart lusting or else i'll have to shove a cork up your butt!

by Lucas_JWF January 15, 2009

Oenophobia

A fear of wine of all kinds.

Man: "Would you like some wine dear?"
Woman: "AHHHHUGHHH!!!!!"
Man: "Whoa, relax! You're acting like you got oenophobia or something."

by Lucas_JWF February 4, 2009

Cetaphobia

Someone who fears of whales and the movie Free Willy.

This one time at the theaters we went to go see Free Willy and later this little kid was having cetaphobia everytime Free Willy shows up on the screen.

by Lucas_JWF February 4, 2009