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The fake clit created by the Dr. Frankenstein butchers who perform "bottom-surgery" on MTF TIMS or transwomen. Usually necrotizes and falls off within a few weeks. Of course not even a gynecologist could possibly distinguish the clain't from the real thing--provided they are blind, deaf, have no sense of smell, and never get within six feet of the thing. Jessica Yaniv lost his in record time.
Jessica: "Oh my god, I can't find my clain't. I must have knocked it off fapping furiously whilst stuck in the bathtub!"
Fire department: "Do not ever call us again."
by Louis XXV November 23, 2021
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The magical essence and activating force of the newest of New Age cults, which worships sociopathic fat bald white dudes prancing around in bra and panties whilst hiding cams in the ladies' loo. It's sacraments including screaming "TERF!" and trying to persuade pre-pubescent boys and girls to slice off their sex organs and mammaries and get sterilized.
"Hey Jon, are you going to have your 12 year olds daughter's breasts sliced off and get her neutered? I can get you a price break!"

"No thanks, Dan, I don't believe in genderwoowoo."
by Louis XXV October 12, 2021
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