Gay sta'lker (gay stak r) n. Individual of the same sex whom refuses to relent the idea of an imaginary romantic relationship. He/She constantly makes up rumors and stories about encounters that may leave people wondering as to your sexuality.
We saw my boyfriends gay stalker at the bar last night and he left crying.
Bloo'dy Va'gi'na n. 1. a person, generally male, who is expectorating a massive amount of drama or conflicting situations. 2. Phrase used to describe the alpha males tendacy to behave like women experiencing their menstrual cycle.
Ex: My boyfriend is being a bloody vagina. Genereally associated with the comment: I think he needs a tampon.