3 definitions by Lord ass boy12345

The chair bear

The act of pissing and shitting on a chair simultaneously while watching porn

The chair bear was a great experience last night

by Lord ass boy12345 February 6, 2019

The assmassy

The act of coming up to your best friend and rubbing your ass in his face and farting simultaneously, this is the (assymassy)

Dang dude Doug rubes his ass in my face and that was such an the assmassy

by Lord ass boy12345 January 23, 2019

Raisen

When your dick has been circumcised to much

Bro, my dad totally pulled a raisen on me

by Lord ass boy12345 February 5, 2019