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1 definition by Lord T-O'Power

 
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The mysterious force drawn from within that can be coalesced into many forms such as: abjuration, conjuration, evocation, divination, illusion, and necromancy. Can be used to enchant weopons, destroy monsters, commit mass genocide, slay power rangers, make amulets, animate the dead, imbue yourself with holy power, turn people to stone, light things on fire, teleport, manipulate time, artificially inseminate cows, rid the world of its pesky magnetic field, and cause the sun to supernova.
ANYTHING in the irrational universe that WE occupy that CANNOT be explained by SCIENCE can be explained by MAGIC.
by Lord T-O'Power March 20, 2007