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tortillologist

tortillologist An expert on tortillas. The one who pursues the profession of kowing all there is to know of the manufacture, production, preparing, eating, marketing tortillas.
Tortillogist is the person who knows everything there is about tortillas; the thickness, moister, size, cocking details, marketing and consumption of tortillas. A tortillogist is an expert in the manufacture of tortillas. The original Tortillologist was John Manuel Solis who coined the term
by Lloyd Winburn February 3, 2009
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shitoir

shitoir: pronuciation after the french sheetwar.

trash, lies, brag, exaggeration, gosdip, scuddlebut
She laid a load of shitoir on me about what she likes in a man.

He gave her a lot of shitoir about his accompoishments.

Don't give me that shitoir. Give it to me straight.
by Lloyd Winburn May 10, 2007
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federallies

Federallies N Pronounced fed-er-al-lees Use is common when describing aggressive Federal prosecutors, Federal agents in agencies including FBI, CIA, DEA, ATF,IRS. The term highlights the practice of these to exaggerate lie, bend the truth, shade the meaning, compoound and distort meaning of evevents and facts when pursuing what they consider a violator. The main purpose of Federallies is to get a conviction at the expense of truth or reason. Lying Federal officials or witnesses.
The Federallies presented a case strictly constructed of whole cloth.
The facts, as stated by the Federallies, the case was firm against the defendant.
The true facts were ignored or distorted by the Federallies.
The Federallies withheld the facts that would clear the woman.
The Federallies, eager to get a conviction, exaggerated, misquoted, and withheld substantive facts and details.
by Lloyd Winburn February 3, 2007
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goosey

In all seriousness, goosey denotes caution, touchy, frightened, scared, careful
He was goosey about getting into the boat.

She was goosey about anyone's touching her.
by Lloyd Winburn April 9, 2006
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