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tortillologist

tortillologist An expert on tortillas. The one who pursues the profession of kowing all there is to know of the manufacture, production, preparing, eating, marketing tortillas.
Tortillogist is the person who knows everything there is about tortillas; the thickness, moister, size, cocking details, marketing and consumption of tortillas. A tortillogist is an expert in the manufacture of tortillas. The original Tortillologist was John Manuel Solis who coined the term
by Lloyd Winburn February 3, 2009
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Lloyd Winburn

Lloyd Winburn is a description for one who goes for one idea after another; he loves the idea more than the actual thing; ready to venture, out front taking chances; before everybody when skirting the Law. A prison term for tax violations. Ready to be part of a conspiracy if it is good for society, his pocket or his grandkids.
There you go again, pulling another Lloyd Winburn.
You did a Lloyd Winburn? What was the charge?
Is this for real or is it a Lloyd Winburn?
Why don't you settle down and stop being a Lloyd Winburn? Focus.
When you are like Lloyd Winburn your are doing a Lloyd Winburn
You have the imatination of a Lloyd Winburn.
Slow down, Man, you are becoming a Lloyd Winburn.
by Lloyd Winburn February 26, 2008
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masterbatoria

Masterbatoria: Plural for masterbatorium. A chain of public baths; special massage parlors, stalls at the bus station, seats in an adult theater are some examples
They operate a chain of masterbaroria around the country.
She meet her friend for lunch and takes her to the hotel Ritz, her favorite of all masterbatoria.
The shower rooms of colleges are masterbatoria.
by Lloyd Winburn April 21, 2007
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federallies

Federallies N Pronounced fed-er-al-lees Use is common when describing aggressive Federal prosecutors, Federal agents in agencies including FBI, CIA, DEA, ATF,IRS. The term highlights the practice of these to exaggerate lie, bend the truth, shade the meaning, compoound and distort meaning of evevents and facts when pursuing what they consider a violator. The main purpose of Federallies is to get a conviction at the expense of truth or reason. Lying Federal officials or witnesses.
The Federallies presented a case strictly constructed of whole cloth.
The facts, as stated by the Federallies, the case was firm against the defendant.
The true facts were ignored or distorted by the Federallies.
The Federallies withheld the facts that would clear the woman.
The Federallies, eager to get a conviction, exaggerated, misquoted, and withheld substantive facts and details.
by Lloyd Winburn February 3, 2007
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