Lloyd Winburn's definitions

masterbatoria

Masterbatoria: Plural for masterbatorium. A chain of public baths; special massage parlors, stalls at the bus station, seats in an adult theater are some examples

They operate a chain of masterbaroria around the country.
She meet her friend for lunch and takes her to the hotel Ritz, her favorite of all masterbatoria.
The shower rooms of colleges are masterbatoria.

by Lloyd Winburn April 21, 2007

Capitolism

CAPITOLISM: Neither Capitalism or Socialism. A hybrid. An economic theory growing out of indifference, economic stupidity, fostered by self interest and lack of knowledge or basic economics, history or social needs of either of the two different approaches. An economic system without direction, coherence or reason. The practice brings to regulations, laws and budgets confusion and the consequence being economic disaster.

Those people in the Capitol advocate a distinct Capitolism.

by Lloyd Winburn January 21, 2009

up to snuff

n; adjetive; advert (usually used with a verb) antiquated; History not known by writer

up to a better condition; up to an acceptabel standards to better; to improve; restore to the original condition or a state closer to the original

I want my house to be brought up to snuff.
His grades must be be brought up to snuff
Her deportment is not up to snuff.

by Lloyd Winburn April 25, 2006

cold cocked

cold cocked (verb) The state of having been blown by someone with a mouth full of ice.

I was cold cocked last night.
She put me on my back and cold cocked me.

by Lloyd Winburn May 9, 2007

semper I

semper I A play on the Marine Corps Semper Fidelis. Noun
Semper I, used to indicate selfishness, self-centered tendencies, a selfish indivudual or group; Adjective semper I, used to describe a person's actions as rugged individualist who disregards other opinions, property and ideas

As a Noun:
Semper I is his name. He was the semper I who walked all over her in the office to get the job

As an Adjective:
His was a semper I position, and he could not prevail.
As a semper I he volunteered simply for the glory

by Lloyd Winburn March 10, 2007

goosey

In all seriousness, goosey denotes caution, touchy, frightened, scared, careful

He was goosey about getting into the boat.

She was goosey about anyone's touching her.

by Lloyd Winburn April 9, 2006

shitoir

shitoir: pronuciation after the french sheetwar.

trash, lies, brag, exaggeration, gosdip, scuddlebut

She laid a load of shitoir on me about what she likes in a man.

He gave her a lot of shitoir about his accompoishments.

Don't give me that shitoir. Give it to me straight.

by Lloyd Winburn May 10, 2007