(Pr.n.)The cheap and nasty Burberry immitations seen sitting on park benches hurling senseless abuse at frail and infirm passers-by. The newly adopted national dress of chavs. Can be viewed at any cheap and nasty store in your nearest lower high street.
'Did you see that mingingchavette back there? her belly was hanging right out of her 'Churberry' shell suit. You could see pizza in her belly button!!
(n) an element only known and liked by chavs. It is a distant derivative of 9ct gold. It can be easily identified by placing it on the skin of a non-chav woman, she will instantly flare up in a rash or worse. It is also seen adorning the ears and necks of every chavette in the UK, and probably the world. Other side effects on non chav woman include, green colouration on the skin in the area the jewelery has made contact with, Rage and dismay, and unfortunate ''loss'' of said cheap shyte article.
'That gomper down the lower high street sold me this chavium chain and now I am single.'