1 definition by Little Lompocian
You see if you're looking up lompoc on here, i probably know you. You probably live in lompoc and we could literally be related for all we know anyways, Lompoc is a small town that exists next to jalama, if anyone knows about lompoc that doesn't live there knows about it, they know it as "that one weird place next to jalama beach" Lompoc is full of old people, people who say "like", and "dude" constantly, field workers, and air-force people, if you live in lompoc you probably just want to get out of it, and you most likely live more on base or in the villiage. You can explore some of lompocs wonders including and limited to, Flowers, The ghetto, The little market in mission hills that like three people work at and they don't know what they're doing there, subway, cabrillo and lompoc angrily hissing at each other from afar, people who talk about that one rumor that lompoc was going to be renamed "Lompokemon", and overcast skies, mostly overcast skies. It is pronounced "Lohm poke" not "Lohm pawk" if you pronounce it the second way please delete yourself from existence, nobody here will like you. Most people here like Takis and mexican food, Probably because most people here are Mexican. If you are a child living in lompoc you are probably gay or depressed, let's be honest.
by Little Lompocian September 23, 2018