5 definitions by Literate 'merican Stoner

Climbing the vine

A viner who seems to be raising in popularity.

Jessica is climbing the vine. She's got a vine featured in a vine compilation!

by Literate 'merican Stoner March 27, 2016

Bookwhore

One who reads too much and as a consequence, remains celibate.

John is such a bookwhore, his penis must feel neglected.

by Literate 'merican Stoner March 27, 2016

Fucktard

1. A person who deserves to get punched in the face because of their stupidity.

2. Kim Kardashian

That's not how you say it, Fucktard!

by Literate 'merican Stoner March 27, 2016

Tea and Crumpets

1. A phrase often used by homosexual British to refer to leisure activity.

2. A phrase used by homosexual British to refer to anal sex.

Me and Cumberbatch are going for tea and crumpets.

by Literate 'merican Stoner March 27, 2016

jalaboñer

A boner caused from a jalapeño, or any particular spicy foods.

Don't look below the table; the nachos gave Juan a jalaboñer.

by Literate 'merican Stoner March 27, 2016