2 definitions by Lexoton pro

Phoots are the small farts you carefully let out one at a time because someone is in the stall next to you and you are trying to be quiet.
Jared was about to relase his huge fart that he had been holding in, until a man go into the stall next to him, so just had to let out small phoots.
by Lexoton pro June 13, 2017
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