Lester S. Darfwat an\\\\\\\' Steinwell's definitions

closet nigga

A white person who paints himself brown at night, masturbates to Janet Jackson at night, and claims to have taught Allen Iverson everything he knows.

Look at that closet nigga's Janet Jackson poster, it's getting whiter than he is!

by Lester S. Darfwat an\\\\\\\' Steinwell March 21, 2003