Lester Burnham's definitions

beerporch

beer porch: n. a fully screened structure built for the express purpose of enjoying grain beverages in an open air setting, sans skeeter and other annoying members of the class insecta

I spent a couple hours on July 3rd surfin Jo Rule's house from the beerporch

by Lester Burnham July 16, 2005

booty call monitor

A mobile or cellular phone

Man, you left your booty call monitor here last night and it was chirpin like a bitch.

by Lester Burnham August 4, 2005

kevlar boxers

Protective clothing worn around scorned or man hating women.

Shes pissed dude, better break out the kevlar boxers if you go home tonight.

by Lester Burnham August 4, 2005