(n) Fake glasses. Non-prescription eye-glasses worn by pretentious hipsters and other douche-bags for "fashion" or "vanity" purposes to look more intelligent, sophisticated or cultured than they really are.
An example of recession chic. Mouth-breathing fashion models or unintelligent people in general wear faux glasses to affect having read lots of books or having some modicum of smarts. Dead give-away that someone is an idiot.
An example of recession chic. Mouth-breathing fashion models or unintelligent people in general wear faux glasses to affect having read lots of books or having some modicum of smarts. Dead give-away that someone is an idiot.
They're fucking plano glasses dude - she's trying to pretend she's not actually a pretentious trust-funder with a silver spoon in her mouth.
by Leisure Class Hero June 05, 2010
Get the Plano Glassesmug. (n) Bakefeets is an American bastardization of the Dutch word for "box bicycle": bakfiets.
Bakefeets are trendy bikes or trikes with a box mounted on the front. They can be seen in most "progressive" cities and are used by greener-than-though glamour MILFs to schlep their groceries and crotchlings around.
Bakefeets are trendy bikes or trikes with a box mounted on the front. They can be seen in most "progressive" cities and are used by greener-than-though glamour MILFs to schlep their groceries and crotchlings around.
I.AM.SO.FUCKING.SICK. of smug yuppies hogging the entire road with their bakefeets going 0.2 mph.
Why the hell did she pay $5,000 for a bakefeets when she already has a Burley bike trailer gathering dust in your garage?
Why the hell did she pay $5,000 for a bakefeets when she already has a Burley bike trailer gathering dust in your garage?
by Leisure Class Hero December 17, 2011
Get the Bakefeetsmug. Someone or something which ruins the ever elusive "fun". A downer or buzzkill.
Someone who is not into what everyone else is doing.
Someone who is not into what everyone else is doing.
"My roomate is a real fun killer."
"Judy, when you mention your yeast infection when I'm all hot & bothered, it's a real fun killer."
"The cops showing up when we are chucking bottles off the balcony is a real fun killer."
"Judy, when you mention your yeast infection when I'm all hot & bothered, it's a real fun killer."
"The cops showing up when we are chucking bottles off the balcony is a real fun killer."
by Leisure Class Hero October 25, 2009
Get the Fun killermug. Instinctual Eating. A dietary fad.
Instinctos are fanatical adherents of the Cro-Magnon diet. No seriously. Instinctos only eat fruits, veggies, nuts, seeds, insects, seafood, meats and anything that they "instinctually" hunger for. As long as what they are instinctually hungering for is totally raw and unprepared in anyway (no spices and no mixing of foods).
While having much in common with their fellow health store nutjobs (raw-foodists, adherents of the so called paleo-diet, primal diet, vegetarians and vegans) they are often viciously derided by them for consuming the raw flesh of animals.
It can be said that zombies adhere to a strictly instincto diet.
Instinctos are fanatical adherents of the Cro-Magnon diet. No seriously. Instinctos only eat fruits, veggies, nuts, seeds, insects, seafood, meats and anything that they "instinctually" hunger for. As long as what they are instinctually hungering for is totally raw and unprepared in anyway (no spices and no mixing of foods).
While having much in common with their fellow health store nutjobs (raw-foodists, adherents of the so called paleo-diet, primal diet, vegetarians and vegans) they are often viciously derided by them for consuming the raw flesh of animals.
It can be said that zombies adhere to a strictly instincto diet.
I am so sick of trying to cater to people's trendy diets. Melissa went from being a vegan to an instincto and now we can't go out to eat at any restaurants. Her idea of dinner is grazing in a field or disemboweling rabbits.
by Leisure Class Hero April 30, 2011
Get the instinctomug. A person who wears a cock-eyed ball cap with a perfectly flat bill perched askew on one's head.
A fad originally started by black "urban youth" which denoted prosperity (because new hats have unformed bills). Leaving the price tags and labels on was common as well, indicating that the wearer could afford a new hat. This falls under the social phenomena of "nigger rich".
Like most "street fashion", this style has largely been appropriated (or stolen) by privileged white hipsters who want to express solidarity with black urban youth, and indicate that they too are "hard" and "from the streets".
A fad originally started by black "urban youth" which denoted prosperity (because new hats have unformed bills). Leaving the price tags and labels on was common as well, indicating that the wearer could afford a new hat. This falls under the social phenomena of "nigger rich".
Like most "street fashion", this style has largely been appropriated (or stolen) by privileged white hipsters who want to express solidarity with black urban youth, and indicate that they too are "hard" and "from the streets".
"A brutha can't even flat brim his hat without some white muthafucka always perpetratin' on his style."
"HA HA - that hipster riding his fixie just lost his flat brim when that truck passed him!"
"HA HA - that hipster riding his fixie just lost his flat brim when that truck passed him!"
by Leisure Class Hero November 30, 2009
Get the Flat Brimmug. CAT 6 racing or "hipster racing" refers to commuter cyclists who race one another during their commutes to work. As opposed to CAT 5 roadbike racing, CAT 6 racing starts when a stranger riding a bike tries to pass another cyclist and the other cyclist speeds up rather than let them pass. This creates an impromptu "hipster race."
CAT 6 races are often started by testosterone-pumped mountain bikers trying to pass roadies or roadies who are horrified that a girl on a beat down huffy is pasing them going up hill.
CAT 6 races are often started by testosterone-pumped mountain bikers trying to pass roadies or roadies who are horrified that a girl on a beat down huffy is pasing them going up hill.
Did you see that fucker try to pull a CAT 6 on me? He wouldn't let me pass him on the bridge when I was coming back from lunch.
by Leisure Class Hero November 20, 2010
Get the CAT 6mug. (n) The privileged wealthy elite who spend their time traveling to far away places and engaging in conspicuous leisure. Wealthy tourists who engage in extreme sports, for example skiing, snow-boarding, rock-climbing, mountain-biking, river-rafting, etc.
A theory first conceived of by economist Thorstein Veblen in 1899 in his treatise The Theory of the Leisure Class, Veblen further details how working class people try to emulate the Leisure Class and idolize them to their own detriment.
A theory first conceived of by economist Thorstein Veblen in 1899 in his treatise The Theory of the Leisure Class, Veblen further details how working class people try to emulate the Leisure Class and idolize them to their own detriment.
Moab, Park City, Aspen and Vail have become infested with leisure class parasites who want to reform small towns into the image of whatever wealthy "progressive" communities they fled from.
by Leisure Class Hero November 30, 2009
Get the Leisure Classmug.