A dazzlingly attractive and stunningly brilliant
student who can not only speak
the sexiest language on Earth but also has several
other noteworthy skills. These include (but are not limited to) the ability to cook upscale cuisine, identify pieces of fine art, and make jokes about literary classics that will be, in all likelihood, over your
Major: Excuse me, mon cher, but could you hand me that bag of flour? I'm trying
to get this bread
to rise evenly
enough that it doesn't resemble the snake that swallowed
the elephant! Haha!
Lucky Significant Other: Of course! Will we be enjoying this with our beef bourguignon and merlot tonight?French
Major: Oui oui! ;) Our table will look like a baroque still life!