4 definitions by Leery Loon
A situation in which one appears to have narrowly escaped disaster, only to suffer a fatal blow at the last moment. Refer's to the weapon of Durin's Bane who, after falling into the chasm below Khazad-dûm, lashed out its whip and caught Gandalf by the heel.
1
"Dude, why'd you two break up? I thought you were fine."
"The Balrog's whip."
"Huh?"
"I asked if she was okay, and she was like, ' yeah – I just think it's funny how...'"
2 I stared into the bowl, my turd swirling into the abyss. But, at the last moment, the Balrog's Whip struck, and its girth jammed in the waste pipe. In the hall, someone waited for their turn, ignorant of this dreadful news.
"Dude, why'd you two break up? I thought you were fine."
"The Balrog's whip."
"Huh?"
"I asked if she was okay, and she was like, ' yeah – I just think it's funny how...'"
2 I stared into the bowl, my turd swirling into the abyss. But, at the last moment, the Balrog's Whip struck, and its girth jammed in the waste pipe. In the hall, someone waited for their turn, ignorant of this dreadful news.
by Leery Loon February 4, 2021
The tragedy by which the online resource "The Urban Dictionary" is no longer a useful encyclopaedia of colloquialisms, but rather an adulterated website that acts as a platform for memes, jokes and trends, rather than providing any actual definitions that may be used in daily life.
"Hey dude, what does 'SMH' mean? I tried to look it up on Urban Dictionary but I couldn't find anything useful."
"That's the Urban Tragedy for you, man."
"That's the Urban Tragedy for you, man."
by Leery Loon September 10, 2017
by Leery Loon June 5, 2019
British • Verb Phrase
Intentionally doing something you know will cause you pain or emotional discomfort, just in order to feel something.
Intentionally doing something you know will cause you pain or emotional discomfort, just in order to feel something.
Person 1: This tastes absolutely disgusting.
Person 2: Why are you still eating it?
Person 1: ... I'm not really sure.
Person 2: You're just scratching your arse and smelling your fingers then, aren't you?
Person 2: Why are you still eating it?
Person 1: ... I'm not really sure.
Person 2: You're just scratching your arse and smelling your fingers then, aren't you?
by Leery Loon November 26, 2021