2 definitions by Le Handle

An "Absolute Unit" is a person of immaculate chad quality who possesses no flaws.

Examples:
Anyone named Goncalo
Goncalo: I'm an ABSOLUTE UNIT
The rest of the boys: Yeah yeah whatever...
by Le Handle May 10, 2021
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The absolute definition of a chonker.
An absolute unit = a gigachad of immaculate form.
Goncalos are natural born absolute units.
Goncalo: I'm an ABSOLUTE UNIT
The rest of the lads: yeah whatever...
by Le Handle May 10, 2021
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