1 definition by Le Cat Womeness

The most perfect, elegant, regal beast you will ever own. These fantastic felines have a reputation for being evil and snobby, that however, is pure nonsense. Their beautiful sharp claws are merely the most advanced weapons of modern weaponry. Their teeth, pointy and more timeless than a vampire could ever be. Their so-called "arrogance" is an example of their superior intelligence. You will never own a greater living thing than The Cat.
Mr Tinkles, The Cat, world domination. The Cat is all mighty The Cat is your lord and savior
by Le Cat Womeness August 13, 2012
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