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1. (n.) (Jus-tin Bee-ber) - A homosexual female fifteen year old singer who should be assassinated by a group of snipers, tied to an airplane crashing into a volcano, or kidnapped by Ted Bundy. She is not old enough to drive but yet, still sings songs (that she doesn't write) about love and heartbreak. Her music video for "One Time" makes a Banana's in Pajamas sleepover look like a hardcore orgy. The hardest drink being consumed at the party is most likely Diet Pepsi and ice. Her fanbase consists of 8-14 year old girls and their mothers. Her topics of love include the positive aspect (playing mini golf and watching PG-13 movies) to the negatives (breaking up over AOL Instant Messenger). She is bewilderingly linked to being signed by Usher (another oversynthesized "artist" who should be working at a movie theater, not rapping). Her aspects of love are limited due to the fact that she is not old enough to see R-Rated movies, enter clubs, establish credit, or even work a part-time job. Her biggest fans and groupies include preteen girls who jam themselves inside a second floor mall Ambercrombie Kids store and are evacuated from the mall due to the possibility of breaking glass railings and falling to the first floor. Also see Aaron Carter, Miley Cyrus, Adolf Hitler.

2. (v.) - The need to have your mom drive you to a concert/big event/press conference due to the fact that you are not old enough to obtain a valid state driver's license.
1. Justin Bieber is the best teenage female singer next to Jesse McCartney and Ashlee Simpson.

2. Aw man guys, Sorry I'm late to the gig but I had to Justin Bieber here, are we still opening up for Simple Plan tonight?
by Lazybones213 February 15, 2010

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