Having a wonderfully solid bowel movement and requiring only one square of toilet paper to verify the cleanliness of your sphincter.
noun. Chris had a wonderfully gratifing cherly crow this morning, in spite of all the beer and chicken wings he ingested last night.
noun. Chris had wicked bud mud
this morning... not a good day to be cheryl crow.
verb. Chris had a clean eddie
and was able to cheryl crow his hynie.