Lazy A's definitions

Raging Dump

(RD for short) When you're on your way to the bathroom and you have to take a large dump and it will take awhile.

"I feel a raging dump coming on!"

by Lazy A March 3, 2009

Carcert

Listening to a Live concert CD in your car while driving.

Girl: I don't want to get out of my car! I'm in the middle of a great carcert!

by Lazy A March 9, 2009

Condom Cooch

The latex smell one's vagina takes on after having sex with a man using a condom.

Guy: I didn't go down on her after we did it; she had condom cooch...and I hate the taste of that!

by Lazy A March 4, 2009

Chicken Friend

A friend that always orders something with chicken in it when you go out and doesn't like trying anything new.

Jane: Did you go to that new Sushi bar last night?

Jan: No....I was with Fran; she's my chicken friend. We went to Applebee's.

by Lazy A May 27, 2009

BOY

Stands for Bundle Of Yum.

Girl: "I need to find me a BOY!"

by Lazy A March 20, 2009

Prayeralysis

When you forget a prayer you're about to say.

I was going to say the Serenity Prayer, but I had prayeralysis. I had to go look it up.

by Lazy A October 12, 2009