Definitions by Lauro Chavez

Garden of Weedin

1. Accidentally stumbling into the mother-load of all Marijuana crops.

2. Experiencing the most blissful feeling after smoking some really good Pot.

Person 1. "OMFG! We just found the garden of weedin!"

Person 2. "Yes - now lets get the hell out of here before we get shot!"

Garden of Weedin by Lauro Chavez November 5, 2007

retarded smart

Someone who is so smart, it's mind-boggling and makes others feel retarded in their presence.

Person 1. "Wow, man you like programmed that router in like 15 seconds and fixed the problem..."

Person 2. "Yeah, I have my moments."

Person 1. "Dude, you are retarded smart."

retarded smart by Lauro Chavez November 5, 2007

busted can

A large woman wearing clothes so tight, that it resembles a can of biscuits that busted open. Typically, these women will be found in clubs and bars attempting to wear updated fashions; only the fashions are usually made for much smaller women.

One who's fat protrudes through their tight clothes.

Wow, her fat rolls are falling out; she's a busted can!

busted can by Lauro Chavez November 4, 2007

Donny Dash 

Slang word referring to Hash, a bi-product of Marijuana, used when trying to keep smoking activities on the "down-low".

Commonly shortened to "Donny D".

Person 1. "Say bro, how is Donny Dash doing?"

Person 2. "He is around and he'll send you to another dimension!"

Donny Dash by Lauro Chavez November 4, 2007

fat-crack 

One who is only slightly overweight or obese.

Person 1. "Dude, I've gotta get back to the gym."

Person 2. "Yeah man, you are a fat-crack."

fat-crack by Lauro Chavez November 4, 2007