2 definitions by Larry Levine
People who have had their frontal lobes removed but still support Obama. I think that we have been invaded by an alien race that has targeted mostly Democrats to take over their bodies and replace them with automatons.
Symptoms:
The undying support for a man and an administration even in the face of clear evidence that his policies will ruin all of our lives.
The constant repeating of simple mantras that make no sense, but make one feel good, hope and change, hope and change. “We are the ones”, we are the ones. The surrender of the self to believe in such truths as “Doing anything is better than doing nothing”. ? We have to do it now. We don’t need to read the bill or the fine print just trust us.
Cure:
Shock therapy: If not administered quickly there will be a rapid reduction of cash in ones wallet, loss of freedom and liberty.
Symptoms:
The undying support for a man and an administration even in the face of clear evidence that his policies will ruin all of our lives.
The constant repeating of simple mantras that make no sense, but make one feel good, hope and change, hope and change. “We are the ones”, we are the ones. The surrender of the self to believe in such truths as “Doing anything is better than doing nothing”. ? We have to do it now. We don’t need to read the bill or the fine print just trust us.
Cure:
Shock therapy: If not administered quickly there will be a rapid reduction of cash in ones wallet, loss of freedom and liberty.
by Larry Levine October 20, 2009
Foxaphobia
This is a new psycho social pandemic mostly among people on the left, and some democrats. I am coining a new phrase
“Foxaphobia” Fox uh fo bee uh
Foxaphobia: A persistent irrational fear of, anger, disgust, and intellectual superiority over the person who admits to watching Fox News.
Diagnosis: When a person is asked if they watch Fox News they respond with pat almost programmed answers like, ,no they are liars, assholes, right wing, especially those Oreilly, Beck, and Hannity guys
Risk factors: Growing up in a highly sheltered, myopic, generally far left liberal ,or “progressive “background. Forgetting that being progressive actually means being open to new ideas and listening to both sides of an issue.
Also accompanied with the following syndromes:
Bush derangement syndrome: The irrational delusional focus on the Bush administration even though it is now the Obama administration.
Sara Palin obsession disorder: the constant attempt to demean, diminish, make fun of anything Palin and family. The irrational fear of Alaskans .Not specifically but often are feminists who resent the fact that she was able to have it all ,kids, marriage, and a great job!
Treatments: Aggressive deprogramming which includes actually watching a show or two.
This is a new psycho social pandemic mostly among people on the left, and some democrats. I am coining a new phrase
“Foxaphobia” Fox uh fo bee uh
Foxaphobia: A persistent irrational fear of, anger, disgust, and intellectual superiority over the person who admits to watching Fox News.
Diagnosis: When a person is asked if they watch Fox News they respond with pat almost programmed answers like, ,no they are liars, assholes, right wing, especially those Oreilly, Beck, and Hannity guys
Risk factors: Growing up in a highly sheltered, myopic, generally far left liberal ,or “progressive “background. Forgetting that being progressive actually means being open to new ideas and listening to both sides of an issue.
Also accompanied with the following syndromes:
Bush derangement syndrome: The irrational delusional focus on the Bush administration even though it is now the Obama administration.
Sara Palin obsession disorder: the constant attempt to demean, diminish, make fun of anything Palin and family. The irrational fear of Alaskans .Not specifically but often are feminists who resent the fact that she was able to have it all ,kids, marriage, and a great job!
Treatments: Aggressive deprogramming which includes actually watching a show or two.
by Larry Levine October 20, 2009