Definitions by Langster Wang

deadwood 

Doo-doo that takes several flushes to get down the toilet.

Guy: "My stomach is killing me. I gotta take a shit."
Roommate: "Hurry up! And make sure you flush a couple times 'cuz I don't wanna see your deadwood floating around when I go take a shit next."

deadwood by Langster Wang January 5, 2011