1 definition by Lance Jefferson

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A very very simple person that could be described as a mong or pleb. Normally the person has 100% physically and mental retardation, more often than not simple simon's live on farms.
Norm 1: Whos just lost their dick?
Norm 2: Thats simple simon.
by Lance Jefferson June 14, 2007

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