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An exercise consisting of repeated lifting of a bottle of malt-based "energy drink" from the top of a table to the mouth.
The year the Red Sox won the World Series, Johnny Damon had spent his offseason conditioning program doing 12 oz curls.
by Lady Csyde January 17, 2006
Get the 12 oz curls mug.So I'm going to the store for a pair of what I called "date night heels", and my grandmother said "You mean fuck-me pumps?" My grandmother is awesome.
by Lady Csyde March 16, 2013
Get the date night heels mug.An obscure scripting language designed by someone oblivious to the fact that in order to get market share, you have to either own the market (in which case people will buy any shit you put out (Visual Basic anyone?)) or give it away (Perl, which sucks horribly except for everything else out there).
He coded the entire back end up in REBOL, and I had to look it up to even figure out what the hell it was. Then I laughed at him for picking the most obscure language in the book.
by Lady Csyde February 2, 2007
Get the REBOL mug.1. A large bottle of cheapish wine, 1.5 liters in capacity. Sometimes also known as a bomber to the less snobbish.
2. A heavy-duty handgun. Strongly associated with Dirty Harry.
3. A large condom manufactured by Trojan. If you can't fit your boy bits in a tp roll, buy these instead.
2. A heavy-duty handgun. Strongly associated with Dirty Harry.
3. A large condom manufactured by Trojan. If you can't fit your boy bits in a tp roll, buy these instead.
We bought a magnum of Hardy's Stamp at the store, and after a couple of hours with that she made me get out the Magnums. Hey, what can I say?
by Lady Csyde October 25, 2006
Get the magnum mug.A hairstyle associated largely with African-American men who play American football; essentially a mass of long, haphazardly-done braids, it is somewhere between dreadlocks and cornrows. Sort of like hockey hair for black people.
I saw a guy walking down the street the other day. He was about 6'6" in a business suit with a serious case of football hair, and I had to seriously resist the temptation to ask him where he played.
by Lady Csyde February 23, 2008
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I had a friend -- she was cute, but nothing to her. Then i gave her a sammich and she went overnight from Twiggy to Gianna Michaels.
by Lady Csyde September 1, 2009
Get the sammich mug.The specialty of doctors who manage the unusual conditions brought on by fame. Entertainment doctors are known for knowing exactly how much morphine to prescribe for a broken nail.
by Lady Csyde April 2, 2007
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