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1 definition by LP5SYK

Lonely, desperate male who greases up the inners of a couch cushion to perform angered, built-up sexual frustration, thrusting vigorously, culminating to an anti-climatic man spray.
After being rejected by three petite Asian women, the lonely man churro'd the couch to death.
by LP5SYK March 27, 2010