2 definitions by LOLIOMbooooom
Guy 1: I wish we could hear femelodies
Guy 2: Especially her, I bet her femelody is so elegant
Guy 1: How do we even know femelodies exist if we can’t hear them
Guy 2: And to be honest you can never trust women
Guy 1: What if someone were to make a device where the device will. hangs the frequency men can hear?
Guy 2: That is a good idea but any making of a device to hear femelodies is illegal everywhere and is punishable by death
(They both go silent, they then turn to each other and longingly gaze into each other’s eyes and then they start fucking scrapping like some fucking rabbid herpes ferrell crackhead cats fighting in alley way)
Guy 2: Especially her, I bet her femelody is so elegant
Guy 1: How do we even know femelodies exist if we can’t hear them
Guy 2: And to be honest you can never trust women
Guy 1: What if someone were to make a device where the device will. hangs the frequency men can hear?
Guy 2: That is a good idea but any making of a device to hear femelodies is illegal everywhere and is punishable by death
(They both go silent, they then turn to each other and longingly gaze into each other’s eyes and then they start fucking scrapping like some fucking rabbid herpes ferrell crackhead cats fighting in alley way)
by LOLIOMbooooom November 13, 2022
Jacob is the nicest person you will ever meet. He can be very shy around people he has never met before but when your friends with him he opens up and is really funny. He loves to play video games especially GTA. If you ever meet a Jacob, try and make him your friend because he is the kindest and funniest person ever!!! He can sometimes get very agitated sometimes but competitive. He may swear a lot but that’s what makes him funny.
by LOLIOMbooooom April 15, 2021