1 definition by L. K. Saltsman

This is not limited to one person. It can be considered a group activity.
The art of pooing in a bag then peeing and ejacualating in it with the purpose of going up to someone on the street and slapping them with it and running away.
Me: Hey, old lady in a wheelchair, want a recipe for Greenup County lasagna.

Old Lady In Wheelchair: Why, sure. Want some hard candy?

Me: UP YOUR ASS! -goes forth with Greenup County Lasagna Slap-
by L. K. Saltsman January 23, 2009
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