L. Awknad's definitions

Love Muppet

A muppet in love. Most commonly used with reference to a member of the male gender. Describes a guy who has become entirely wrapped around a girl's finger in serf-like fashion, and as a result displays pathetic, incoherent, twat-like behaviour in all other areas of his puppeteered existence...and yet is regrettably oblivious to the fact.

"Ever since he started dating her, Paul's turned into a right love muppet"

by L. Awknad March 10, 2005

blasted

1. Being put down in a most vicious yet amusing manner, leading to "ground please swallow-me-up-and-let-me-die" embarrassment.
2. Getting cussed big-time

"You got blasted, man!"

by L. Awknad March 10, 2005

goodthanker

1.Self-declared saint

Dave. See good thanks.

by L. Awknad March 10, 2005

good thanks

1. Personal declaration of sainthood.
2. All utterances of a goodthanker

Phil:"Hey mate, how you doing?"

Dave:"I'm good, thanks."

by L. Awknad March 10, 2005