2 definitions by Kyle Kozmo

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1.) The ability to criticise someone and have them laugh about it; see also oblivious
2.) Humour that soars over the heads of your less intellectual friends
3.) Cutting sarcasm cleverly masked as a lighthearted joke; the epitome of Oscar Wilde
John: "Sometimes I wish I could think like you do, it must be fascinating"
Jason: "Was that dry wit?"
John: "Of course not, I truly admire your intellect!"
Jason: "Oh. cool."
by Kyle Kozmo August 06, 2006

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n. A grown man being hit in the groin with either a.) a football, b.) a fencepost, or c.) their child's toy bat.

Sadly, the only true form of hilarity in our world today. For less pure forms of humor, see also George W. Bush, leprosy, and Dirty Sanchez
I'm in need of humor; Bill! Go grab me that football.
by Kyle Kozmo August 15, 2006

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