31 definitions by Kung Of The Duckheads
Cuntnesia is the act of forgetting the cunt like actions you have performed in the past. People suffering from cuntnesia actually believe that they have never done anything wrong in the past and that those who remember their bad behaviour are the ones with problems. Cuntnesia, if left untreated, can lead to the formation of cult like groups that gather near water, hide under bridges, and consume freezer burnt sausages.
by Kung Of The Duckheads May 9, 2020
A BCCecue is an event that the Boy Cunt Crew attend to consume freezer burnt sausages, out of date condiments and plan their next round of bad behavior. They participate in a series of games in honour of the Jaytard. The favoured game is the EmuBob, where the honour of presenting a bag of bumpers to the Jaytard is keenly contested.
Are you going to the BCCecue? I hear that the Queentard is making desserts.
Will the BCCecue be called off because of the rain? It should be because all the bumpers will be wet.
Will the BCCecue be called off because of the rain? It should be because all the bumpers will be wet.
by Kung Of The Duckheads December 14, 2020
A BCCecue is a regular gathering of the Boy Cunt Crew where the consumption of freezer burnt sausages, condiments that have passed their use by dates and home made deserts that have a distinct odour of unwashed vagina on a 40 degree day. During the consumption, plans for the next round of bad behavior by the group are put in place. After the consumption, the group do an Emu Bob where all the Bumpers are collected and passed to the Jaytard.
by Kung Of The Duckheads November 29, 2020
The tinyone is the biggest thing that the Boy Cunt Crew has ever encountered. Unsure of what they are dealing with, the members of the Boy Cunt Crew will taunt a tinyone until, in a similar fashion to the final attack of a leopard hunting its prey, they are left shredded and bleeding, as the tinyone makes off with the weakest of the pack, to feast on, as an Uncle Cunty feasts on a hamburger.
For Fuck Sake!!! Did you see the size of that tinyone
3 x Smegma + 2 x Uncle Cunty + Plastic John is no match for a tinyone
3 x Smegma + 2 x Uncle Cunty + Plastic John is no match for a tinyone
by Kung Of The Duckheads April 25, 2019
A late night lenny is a term used to describe an individual who comes out of hiding in the darkness of night. They are most likely to believe in aliens and any conspiracy theory that is topical at the time. Whilst claiming to be the friend of everyone, secretly, under the spell of the Uncle Cunty, they plot the demise of the local repeaters. Whilst sometimes confused with a cockroach, a late night lenny is different in that they will not survive if put into a microwave oven.
You're such a late night lenny.
Q. How many late night lennys does it take to change a light globe? A. No one knows because when the light comes on they all scatter.
Q. How many late night lennys does it take to change a light globe? A. No one knows because when the light comes on they all scatter.
by Kung Of The Duckheads March 10, 2019
Rohje (pronounced roaj) is the single syllable word used by members of the Boy Cunt Crew when, due to the extreme complexity of a two syllable word, they are trying to say Rojone.
I've got a Rohje, I've got a Rohje.
by Kung Of The Duckheads December 14, 2020
Boy Cunt Crew is the name given to a group of badly behaved CB Radio operators who will go to any depths to cause disruption and mayhem on the local CB radio repeaters. They can often be found congregating together near water where they share freezer burnt sausages and out of date condiments whilst they plot their next round of bad behaviour. Their spiritual leader is Uncle Cunty.
by Kung Of The Duckheads February 27, 2019