1) An extremely boring, crap town in Bergen County in northern New Jersey where the coolest
place to hang out is a Dunkin
2) A town where less
than fifteen people know how to have a decent, mind-stimulating conversation.
3) What you can use to call any place of complete
"So what should
we do in Fair
Lawn today guys? I say we pick one of the seven Dunkin Donutses
to go to and smoke a cigarette!"
"Dude, I was at Mike's party yesterday, and it was fucking Fair