13 definitions by KrispyDymond
Stands for the GREATEST insult of all time: "Slimy Little Communist Shit Twinkle Toed Cocksucker". Originating from the movie Full Metal Jacket, this insult should only be reserved for the absolute WORST offenders, as it is such an epic insult, and also because if not used by a serious person, in a serious moment, you will most likely burst out laughing. I mean, just LOOK at the words: almost impossible to not laugh by just READING them, in your head or aloud!!
Bradley: Dude, Kevin just stole my stash, then fucked my girl!!
Cody: Bro that's fucked up!! What did you do?
Bradley: I called him a slcsttc, and he was totally speechless.
Cody: slcsttc? What's that?
Bradley: Slimy Little Communist Shit Twinkle Toed Cocksucker.
Bradley and Cody both almost die from laughter.
Cody: Bro that's fucked up!! What did you do?
Bradley: I called him a slcsttc, and he was totally speechless.
Cody: slcsttc? What's that?
Bradley: Slimy Little Communist Shit Twinkle Toed Cocksucker.
Bradley and Cody both almost die from laughter.
by KrispyDymond January 17, 2018
Death by masturbation. Basically, fapping so hard you die. Most common in older men with erectile disfunction, who have a hard time getting, and keeping, it up, making them have to jerk harder, thus increasing the heartbeat, often resulting in a heart attack. Faptality, in a broader sense, can refer to ANY fap-related mishap, such as autoerotic asphyxiation gone wrong.
Tim: "Hey did you hear what happened to Blake? He was watching Japanese porn, and nutted so hard, his balls exploded and he had a heart attack!!!"
Nelson: " Wow, not THAT is a faptality!!!"
Nelson: " Wow, not THAT is a faptality!!!"
by KrispyDymond November 28, 2018
The best character in the Netflix series Stranger Things. Played by the incomparable Sadie Sink She plays video games, rides a skateboard, has red hair, and is totally adorable. If you don't like her, you deserve to be raped by a Demagorgon.
by KrispyDymond December 15, 2017
A play on the phrase rhetorical question, a retardical question is a question so stupid, it leaves the people being asked speechless, and unable to answer with even a sarcastic response. A retardical question has such stupefying power,it can leave an entire room in a confused daze, and, in written form, can kill as many brain cells as aerosol or a Miley Cyrus song.
Dude 1: What did you put in answer for number 9?
Dude 2: You mean "name something flat? I put pancakes, tortillas, Earth....
Dude 1: Wait what?! Earth?
Dude 2: Yeah it's flat right? That's what people say.
Dude 1 is so stunned by this retardical question he is unable to speak, or move, and has to be taken to the school nurse.
Dude 2: You mean "name something flat? I put pancakes, tortillas, Earth....
Dude 1: Wait what?! Earth?
Dude 2: Yeah it's flat right? That's what people say.
Dude 1 is so stunned by this retardical question he is unable to speak, or move, and has to be taken to the school nurse.
by KrispyDymond February 3, 2018
Filmcow is a YouTube channel run by the enigmatic Jason Steele, an awesome genius. Among the awesome videos made by Filmcow are Charlie The Unicorn, Llamas With Hats, Marshmallow People, the Ghost House series, and Detective Heart Of America, which spawned the Kickstarter funded film, Detective Heart Of America: The Final Freedom. Every Filmcow video is hilarious, and even the shortest video is better than any 30 minute episode of Rick and Morty.
Me: Did you check out the new Filmcow video?
Some dude: Heck yeah!! I wish the Bearnicorn was a real animal. It's dumps are magic, you know.
Some dude: Heck yeah!! I wish the Bearnicorn was a real animal. It's dumps are magic, you know.
by KrispyDymond December 26, 2017
The newest show from the legendary Matt Groening, of The Simpsons and Futurama fame. Basically it's Futurama meets Dave The Barbarian. But don't be fooled, that's a good thing. The show includes: an alcoholic, rebellious teen princess, a shadow-like cat demon, an adorable, feisty elf, as well as Vikings, witches, castle parties, sorcerer orgies, laughing horses, plus numerous shoutouts to Groening's previous works. It really is an awesome show, and is only on Netflix!!
Dude 1: Man, I've been totally bummedsince Futurama ended, and Family Guy and American Dad are getting worse.
Dude 2: Well, check out Disenchantment. It's really awesome. It's Matt Groening's newest show. It's like a medieval Futurama, and the characters and art are a bit like Dave The Barbarian.
Dude 1: Awesome, I loved Dave The Barbarian. I'll totally check it out!!!
Dude 2: Well, check out Disenchantment. It's really awesome. It's Matt Groening's newest show. It's like a medieval Futurama, and the characters and art are a bit like Dave The Barbarian.
Dude 1: Awesome, I loved Dave The Barbarian. I'll totally check it out!!!
by KrispyDymond September 19, 2018