(n.) A proper substitute for referring to one's penis; in the context of it being a bludgeoning weapon.
"Peter, what do you love most about being a man?"
"To be honest John, I just love being able to commit acts of police brutality with my meat-baton! In fact last night I made my wife realize good and well that not having dinner ready is a felony in my house! Haha!"
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