38 definitions by Knmagor
A person, usually a christian chick who is absolutly obssesed with Road cycling to the point that they don't know that other types of biking such as Mountain biking, BMX, or Track even exist.
Bella L.: Hey Av33! i just smashed my KOMs going down the alpine swiss pass, West with SAFA brian!!
Av33: thats cool in all, but i am a mountain biker.
Bella L.: what is mountain biking? Is that even a thing? Is it like riding road bikes, but in the mountain?
Av33: you don't know what mountain biking is? Its a hardcore sport that makes you go over roots, smash trails, and jumps.
Bella L.: Yeah yeah, i wanna see what thats abt. Sounds cool. So can I use my Scott Addict RC Pro?
Av33: No. you would need to invest in a mountain bike. A good recommendation for you is the Trek Slash or Trek Session if you love speed.
Bella L.: uh i already have 16 road bikes idk if i can fit another mtb, plus why do they have tiny chainrings and why do you need such a huge casette. My 11-25 cassette and 53/39 chainrings can tackle the steepest of climbs.
Av33: okay.. come join me ig. But I'm warning you, bella that's dangerous to use a road bike on the mountain.
Bella L.: lets do this, ig.
*After the ride*
Av33: Told you your road bike won't work on the mountain. We didn't even ride for 5 minutes before you had 2 flat tires.
Bella L.: eh, i'll pass not interested in mountain biking, sorry.
Av33: That's fine. I have met many roadies like you before.
Av33: thats cool in all, but i am a mountain biker.
Bella L.: what is mountain biking? Is that even a thing? Is it like riding road bikes, but in the mountain?
Av33: you don't know what mountain biking is? Its a hardcore sport that makes you go over roots, smash trails, and jumps.
Bella L.: Yeah yeah, i wanna see what thats abt. Sounds cool. So can I use my Scott Addict RC Pro?
Av33: No. you would need to invest in a mountain bike. A good recommendation for you is the Trek Slash or Trek Session if you love speed.
Bella L.: uh i already have 16 road bikes idk if i can fit another mtb, plus why do they have tiny chainrings and why do you need such a huge casette. My 11-25 cassette and 53/39 chainrings can tackle the steepest of climbs.
Av33: okay.. come join me ig. But I'm warning you, bella that's dangerous to use a road bike on the mountain.
Bella L.: lets do this, ig.
*After the ride*
Av33: Told you your road bike won't work on the mountain. We didn't even ride for 5 minutes before you had 2 flat tires.
Bella L.: eh, i'll pass not interested in mountain biking, sorry.
Av33: That's fine. I have met many roadies like you before.
by Knmagor August 21, 2023
1.) Geometry Dash old man, creator and jokester, in that order.
2.) Deagrative slang for Mountain bikes that are full suspension. Opposite to that of AntonSen (road bike).
2.) Deagrative slang for Mountain bikes that are full suspension. Opposite to that of AntonSen (road bike).
Mallori: Yo, whats that
MindCap: Its my Mountain bike named after Pennutoh, a Geometry Dash old man, creator and jokester, in that order.
Mallori: those things are slow
MindCap: Get a real bike! AntonSen bikes are for lazy people who want free speed. Pennutoh bikes are for the adventure and nature.
Mallori: ok?
MindCap: Its my Mountain bike named after Pennutoh, a Geometry Dash old man, creator and jokester, in that order.
Mallori: those things are slow
MindCap: Get a real bike! AntonSen bikes are for lazy people who want free speed. Pennutoh bikes are for the adventure and nature.
Mallori: ok?
by Knmagor April 17, 2023
The name of a Trek Domane SL6 Gen 4. She has the drivetrain of Shimano 105 Di2. She's quite possibally the most beautiful road bike known to man. She runs a compact (50/34 crankset), 12 speed 11-34 cassette in the back. Her frame colour is Blue/White and size in XL58. She also is extremely versatile being able to tackle gravel and accomadate 38mm tires. Probably the best road bike to exist.
Dorami: What is that?
Mrs.Lonerr: thats my trek domane sl6 gen4, emery.
Dorami: *collapses in lust* ohhhh...
Mrs.Lonerr: thats my trek domane sl6 gen4, emery.
Dorami: *collapses in lust* ohhhh...
by Knmagor August 21, 2023
a worthless tasteless prank pulled off by washington himself that diffused into the parody of the 18th, 19th, 20th, and 21st centry; a wasteland known to annex and steal hawaii, alaska and attempts greenland. Inventor of shitass american cheese and discusting food abamonations.
As a canadian the United States of America is a tasteless parody of the 18th, 19th, 20th, and 21st centry.
by Knmagor November 10, 2022
The single nicest man to walk the face of earth. The man who was anointed by God. The Parliament, consisted of r3tards who probably think they should ride a Canyon Aeroad on a Downhill MTB Trail. King Charles did NOTHING wrong!! Collecting ship money is absolutly correct!! and he was the one, who sadly got be-headed by the r3tarted parliament
James Chapman: And so King Charles I of England got beheaded because he disagreed with parliament and reb...
Paul: Oh shut the fuck up James Cuntmann, King Charles I was a perfect idol in every way. Parliament nobles are the one who should've been be-headed. #KINGCHARLESIDIDNOTHINGWRONG!!!!
*The Class: Based, Paul.
Paul: Oh shut the fuck up James Cuntmann, King Charles I was a perfect idol in every way. Parliament nobles are the one who should've been be-headed. #KINGCHARLESIDIDNOTHINGWRONG!!!!
*The Class: Based, Paul.
by Knmagor October 13, 2023
ToHisGlory is the most awesome guy you'll ever meet. He is caring (unlike advystyles/guitarherostyles #advyout) and is very hansome. He also is a christian (all cool ppl are christian) and is charming. He is the most awesome person who drives a motorbike around town. He resides in Nunavut, Alert and loves nature.
by Knmagor November 18, 2022
Marjane: This shimano tourney shifting is broken
Atticus: heres what to do: throw that shitty BSO into the landfill.
Marjane: but its my $8,000 Trek Emonda SL7
Atticus: Sorry ma'm but for your fucking safety, I have to toss it into a landfill. This bicycle actually comes eqquipted with "24 speed" drivetrain so that Trek could mass market this exact model in Walmart, along with Huffy and Schwinn. Trek wants to make money for drug dealers, thats it.
Atticus: heres what to do: throw that shitty BSO into the landfill.
Marjane: but its my $8,000 Trek Emonda SL7
Atticus: Sorry ma'm but for your fucking safety, I have to toss it into a landfill. This bicycle actually comes eqquipted with "24 speed" drivetrain so that Trek could mass market this exact model in Walmart, along with Huffy and Schwinn. Trek wants to make money for drug dealers, thats it.
by Knmagor May 17, 2023