Gohnaherpasyphilaidictapeworms are a type of tape worm that infect the soul of terrible people. These specific tape worms contain the chromosome that carries gohnaherpasyphilaids. they cause the carrier to become aggressive, rude, and nasty. there is no known cure at this time.
Kat: did you see what she just said?!
Evan: yees. it must be the Gohnaherpasyphilaidictapeworms talking.