Kirk's definitions

Quajizzle

The solid form of jizz, also known as solidified sperm. Located in a sack near your quadriceps, but only occurs in males. If a female has these symptoms, consult a physician! Seriously, that bitch ain't right!

Someguy: Would you like some quajizzle for dinner honey?
Someguy2: No I just ate. Out. Someguy.
Someguy: Why don't you ask if Mr.Chiasson would like some?
Someguy2: Ok dad.

by Kirk May 29, 2003

Mishengalem

A fucking gay german word that we know is bad mouthing us but don't know what it means so it's fairly funny and is used in stupid situations

You a dirty God jesus German Mishengalem!!!

by Kirk February 25, 2005

shteeed

this is someone who is beyond a stud. when someone does something so amazing, you call them a shteeed.

matt conners is trying to mack on all the ladies that he can, what a shteeed!

by kirk November 22, 2004

clitoris

An organ that when aroused, will cause a female orgasim.

As I ate her out, I went for the clit. We never parted again.

by Kirk March 1, 2005

upper decker

the act of sneaking into a bathroom, quietly lifting the lid off of the toilet tank, taking a deuce in the tank and then replacing the lid. this causes the toilet water in the bowl to be polluted after each flush. this is usually done at a party or too someone that you despise.

heath snuck into the frat house bathroom and left an upper decker in the tank, much to the dismay of the alpha betas.

by kirk May 31, 2005

Health

Sacrastic for for being in a healthy and well state of mind and fittness. Generaly un healthy.

In High school she was hot now Lisa is just health.

by Kirk August 30, 2004

C#

n. Beginers language designed to look new without being different. Think BASIC with curly braces.

n. psudo language thats syntax is simular to actual programming languages.

n. Lanugage designed by Microsoft as an answer to Java. Primary problem was that Microsoft forgot the question. Used to avoid paying licensing fees to a competitor, Sun.

My 3GHz dual Xeon can run C# "Hello, World!" in under 4 minutes!!!

by kirk December 19, 2003