58 definitions by Kingofdick

A friendly way of saying the r-word like me and my 11 year old is a baltar who likes steal in like being a baltar
by Kingofdick August 22, 2019
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A 400 pound man with Tonka titties and he wears a tight shirt
You like my Tonka titties
by Kingofdick February 7, 2019
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Chugfest a country music festival that has Glory holes and you suck from the hole sweet nectar Blake Shelton's play in the background Kenny Chesney Luke Bryan Eric Church
Chugfest is a hard place my mouth is really salty
by Kingofdick July 28, 2019
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A person who don't go to church who don't believe in God who smokes weed to be cool everybody knows that's the ultimate sign of coolness smoking it is already cool enough
by Kingofdick March 8, 2020
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Gloryhole stock a country music festival chugheads drink from gloryhole while Blake Shelton sing how sweet gloryhole
Gloryhole stock tickets on sale
by Kingofdick January 10, 2020
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I was sitting there selling used dildos back of a pickup truck ask Mr Smith for his sweet glass cum and you be right back here blowing on me
by Kingofdick October 9, 2020
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