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Doo-wop

A bowel movement (BM) that a girl makes for you.

"Guess where I'm calling from?"

"I don't know, where?"

"Sam's Club bathroom! I'm making you a doo-wop!"

An expletive expressing frustration, dissension, or, when used ironically, resignation.

cf. "fiddlesticks!"; "ah nuts!"; "bullshit!"

"Get your stubby sausage-like fingers off my fabric softener, you Cabbage Patch-lookin' bitch!"

"Turdz!"

The correct collective term for a group of gay men of a certain age comprising 3 or more members.
From the Super Mario enemy of the same name.

"I saw C--- walking down the street with a thwomp of moldering old queens hanging on. That guy'll do anything for coke."