2 definitions by King of Valids
This phrase is often used after a long night of drinking and striking out with women. The buzz is immaculate, the fellas are horny and rowdy, and the demons are on the prowl; one might call his boy a “quirky guy” followed by the pointing of finger guns, blowing off the imaginary smoke from the barrel, and holstering his finger guns back into his imaginary holster.
by King of Valids November 26, 2021
This creature lives in the depths of the United States of America. It rarely comes out of hiding when it is full, but if it has an appetite, and you live within a 20 mile radius of a Cava, Chipotle, McDonalds, Five Guys, &Pizza, Buffalo Wild Wings, Wendy’s, California Pizza Kitchen, Dominos, Wawa, Taco Bell, Mission BBQ, or especially New Jersey Michael’s, you better run for your life. This creature sucks in every CRUMBBB of food in his vicinity with one mighty bite. Some say when this creature returns from his trip down south, he will be big enough and hungry enough to devour the world in one bite. It often keeps 4 fingers pointed upwards for all to see, signaling how many times he has eaten at the restaurant chain of Chipotle that day. Beware of the Persian Lardass.
by King of Valids June 14, 2022